Dating Club?!
Actually my friend is working there.
During the first job interview they took off her clothes
and took pictures and videos.
Can you please get that data?
I can't open it.
There are no locks Saru can't unlock.
If I say I can't open it, then I can't.
This is bad,
they're back!
See? It didn't work out.
Please stop with the unnecessary meddling!
If that's the case, you shouldn't have asked from the start.
I'm really sorry...
Oh, Saru! We're here, here!
What about the emergency?
Oh, actually
this girl has locked her key in the car. - Ah!
I have a spare one inside,
if someone could open the door, I could start the car, but-
Don't worry, this guy will immediately open the door.
Bastard!
You only called me to open the door for a girl of your ideal type?
Stop talking nonsense!
It's my duty to help citizens who are in need.
Call the insurance! The insurance!
You're so stupid!
That would cost too much!
You! I only want to unburden the citizien!
It's obviously only for your own benefit!
It's not!
- Excuse me... - What?!
It's not...
possible after all...?
I'll immediately open it for you!
Yes!
He's really fast.
Amazing!
Thank you very much, locksmith.
You're welcome!
Would you like to go on a hamburger date?
- Hamburger? - Take care~
- Hamburger! - I'll go with you!
Ok, thanks for your help.
I definitely have to report this to Ritsuko.
You! Anything but that!
Eh? Don't tell her!
Don't tell her, Saru.
Got it? Saru? Saru?
Don't tell her!
See you~
Ouch!
Saru!
Don't tell her!
Goukon!* (*Group Dating)
For real?!
It's a BBQ Goukon with bikini Gyarus!
Bikini Gyaru?!
Ok, I'll definitely go!
I'll definitely go!
Thank you very much!
Sorry! Was that your ball just now?
Oh, do you remember me? I'm the locksmith~
Hiro-kun!
Did you find the ball?
Eri-chan...
Saru-kun...
Saru Lock
Episode 1-2
Translators: oh_mariko and calpis37@LJ Timing: furransu Checker: mikabella
I gave birth to him in my first year of senior high school.
What about the father?
I haven't told him.
You haven't told him that you gave birth?
No,
I haven't told him.
I'm working part time in the afternoon as well,
but I'm not allowed to work too long.
When I saw the job offer it said that the job is only to go on dates, so I-
Can't be helped.
You...need the money, right?
Listen!
Hm?
You better tell the father.
Also for Hiroyuki's sake.
It's too sad if he doesn't know what his father looks like,
don't you think?
Oh,
I have to go to my afternoon work now.
Hiroyuki!
Let's go home now.
Mommy, do you have work today too?
Yes~
There's an evening kindergarten as well,
It's convenient, don't you think?
Hey Hiroyuki,
do you have fun at kindergarten?
I'm sorry,
he has difficulties talking with people other than me.
That's why he doesn't seem to feel comfortable at kindergarten,
right?
Let's play together today!
What?
Ok?
Let's go!~
Hiroyuki, did you have fun?
Yes, it was fun!
Really?
From now on just drop by so we can play more often, ok?
Yes!
Ok~
Shall we go on a yakatabune* next, shall we? (* Japanese Old-fashioned Houseboats)
If Daddy comes home, then I'll go with him.
I see!
But-
What's wrong, Hiroyuki?
Hm? What's wrong?
- Tell me what's wrong! - Because Daddy hasn't returned home yet,
I'll go with Saru-kun!
Look, it's huge!~
It is, indeed.
It's a real Yakatabune...
Let's go, Hiroyuki!
Looks like he had a lot of fun!
He looked happy, yes.
Thank you, Saru-kun.
Thank you very much.
He believes that his father will come home, doesn't he?
Yes.
I think I should go home now...
What was that?
I guess, after all,
You can't get enough of spending time with a child.
Do you have something to eat?
I only have ramen.
Then I'll cook something.
You don't have to!
- The kitchen is over there, right? - Yes.
Though I told you that you don't have to...
Somehow...When I'm with Saru, I'm having fun too.
For real?
I wonder why~
Saru-kun should have been the father of Hiro-kun.
Oh, no...that~
Saru-kun!
Here! Ahh~~~
Hot!
I'm sorry.
I love you.
We can't do it,
Hiroyuki will wake up.
Sleep with me.
Gatten Shoujinosuke. * (* Agreement or "Mission accepted")
Are you ok?
Shouldn't I accompany you after all?
No, it's fine. Thank you.
Be careful.
Oyasumimi * (* Oyasu'MIMI'= ear)
Oyasumimi?
See you~ - Oyasumimi?
You better tell the father.
Also for Hiroyuki's sake.
It's too sad if he doesn't know what his father looks like, don't you think?
Mom...
Where did my father go?
It's been 10 years since he told me he was going out to buy cigarettes.
Let's play~
Shut up!
I got it, shut up~
Daddy, let's take a bath now! Come on!
What useless memories...
- Secret of the unlocking operation-
I'll infiltrate the Dating Club one more time.
That's it.
Your shoes! Take off your shoes!
Good morning!
This is pointless, I quit.
This is tiring,
we're so busy!
We can't rest, no time for taking a break.
Wait a sec-
the girl who looks like Angelina Jolie~
You should treat it sexier~
Got it?
We're adding photos right now.
Yes, yes, exactly.
Our concept is different.
No one else adds photos.
Do you understand? It's originality which counts nowadays.
What are you doing?~
Geez, you're such a troublemaker.
Give me back my data!
The world is not that easy.
Let me show you the best part of our work.
Boss, I'm sorry,
but we have a problem with a dispatch!
Where?
At the hotel.
Got it, I'm coming.
Chain that woman!
I have the ultimate plan!
What's with that?
You'll be surprised.
But don't you think
it's kinda frightening to unlock a lock when the owner is home.
Hiroyuki!
What's the matter at such an hour?
What is it~
Did you come to play again?
No, Mommy hasn't come home.
Listen, Hiroyuki.
You stay here, ok?
Yes!
Let's go!
- Saru! - What?
You may have forgotten about it,
but I'm saying it anyhow-
The BBQ Goukon with the bikini Gyarus is today.
WHAT?
Yes.
What shall we do?
Can't- Can't you postpone it 'til another day?
Can't guarantee it.
It's not the time to be troubled, is it?
- Let's stay there for an hour and then we go. - Let's do it like that, ok?
Damn it~!
Why do we only have one body?!
First mission, start!
I'd like to work here, can I please talk to you about doing so?
Ahh~
Come in.
I'm sorry,
I'm a friend of hers.
I'm also quite interested.
That was your ultimate plan?!
Sure, come in.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me~
He didn't get busted!~
Then let me explain the club's system.
Eh? It's a bit embarrassing, so could you explain it to us separately?
Ah...sure, yes.
Can I go first?
Sure, go ahead.
-Then follow me, please. -Yes~
Thank you.
Can I use your toilet?
Sure!
Thank you.
Eri-san!
Who are you?
I'm Saruko.
Saru-kun!
Hiroyuki is waiting at my place.
Please go home first.
What about Ritsuko?
You don't have to worry.
Saru-kun,
thank you very much.
It's fine, go!
Ok, then I'll call the boss right now.
Eh?
Oh, no you don't have to.
But you need the money right now, don't you?
Yes, that's true but-
Instead of the boss I want you to do the job interview!
Is that so?
I want you to teach me very nicely...!
Is that so?
Ah, but I can't.
We're not allowed to hold a job interview without permission from our boss.
Eh?
How much time will it take for your boss to come over?
Ah, it won't take much time at all. Not even five minutes!
Ehh, the boss will be here in five minutes...~
Hello? Is that you, boss?
This is bad.
Saru? Bad news, bad news.
The boss will be over in five minutes! Hurry up!
Got it.
There we go~
For...real?
Saru? It's dangerous, he's arrived!
Oh, look at her!
She's really a nice woman!
Haha, really?
You're perfect!
Will I be able to make money?
Definitely!~
Saru!
Ritsuko is acting even more girly,
hurry up!
I know!
What shall I do?
I may start working here,
if you treat me to dinner...?~
I'll do whatever you want.
Let's get nasty afterwards~
Ohh...you're such a pervert!
Oh no, no!
I'm really not photogenic
and my make-up today is also really bad!
Come on. For the memory.
First, I want to have dinner with the boss...
I'll treat you after we've taken a photo.
If that's the case, I may reconsider working here...
That wouldn't be good, since you're already here.
Then...how about if you beat me at Twister?
Do your best! Don't lose!
I can't unlock it.
Damn it...
'Blue' for the right hand?
Damn it...
Let's finally put a stop to the games.
Wa-Wait! What are you doing?
Let's have some fun!
I told you to stop!
This is bad!
Ritsuko is being forced-forced to do it!
Saru!
Being forced to do it.
Don't force yourself to open it.
You have to listen to the holes' sound.
Got it!
There we go!
I managed to open it, Yamamoto.
You did it?
Mission two, start!
Take this!
Ow, ow, ow.
What are you looking at?
Ritsuko, are you ok? Let's go!
Mission three, start!
Run!
'Nandemo dekichau hazu nanda' (I'm supposed to get everything done)
I'll leave the rest to you!
Got it!
Give it back!
Women should-
be treated with care.
What are you talking about?
Give it back!
Saru!
All for nothing.
I'd like you to explain some things to me.
Let's go!
It went in? It went in!
It went in?
It hurts!
Are you ok, Saru?
It hurts~!!* (* 'Haita'=went in, 'Ita'= it hurts)
Eri-san!
Thank you so much, Saru-kun!
You're saved now.
Actually, you know,
thanks to Saru-kun I worked up my courage,
that's why I decided to confess.
Saru-kun,
I want you...
to become Hiro's father.
This means?
I want you to marry me.
In other words-
I want you to have daily sex with me.
For real?
Will you?
- Do it! - Of course!
Papa!
Hiroyuki!
It's Saru~
What happened?
Sarumaru-san.
Thank you for taking care of Eri-san in this matter.
That's what you meant?
He was very understanding.
Really?
It's great that your father returned, isn't it Hiroyuki?
Yes.
So you're going to Yakatabune now?
Yes!
Thank you very much, Saru-kun.
All the best!
Goodbye.
Goodbye, that's-
Byebye~
Oh, byebye.
-I guess it's fine like this.
-I guess there's no choice but to console him. -This is really erotic.
-She may have surpassed busty Maria! - Definitely!
What you can see?
The new beauty aerobics instructor.
Can't get enough!~
- Ritsuko!! - Ritsuko!!
We will lose our virginity!
- Take care of us~ - Take care of us~
This is the sandy youth
I've been dreaming of!